A Christmas Poem, by C.N. Ramos

All year long, i've been quite good
Stayed out of trouble, did most things i should
So i've made a christmas list, for my good friend Saint Nick
I don't need everything, so feel free to take your pick

First things first, on the topic of dating
Ive got such a great idea to get people procreating
I've got an agreement that would literally change the world
It just needs to be signed by all the single guys and girls

Here's the agreement, "A DATE'S JUST FOR FUN"
If there's mutual attraction, then you can go on another one.
But life would be grand, and so much more social
If a first date was just a date, not a marriage proposal!

For my second wish, something very dear to my heart
Its not just for singles, its for every one who ever drives a car
Its a concept so simple, yet so very sublime
when the "F"ing light turns green, we should ALL MOVE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

last but not least, for my final request.
in my humble opinion, its also the best
pause for a moment, just to build the suspense
what i want is a pill that would give common sense

i meet far too many people, each and everyday
that need this pill in the very worst way
we've already got pills that cure diseases and kill rats
what we need is pill to make Republicans out of all these damn Democrats!

So those are my wishes, as this year comes to an end
Remember wealth is what you are, not what you spend
I'm excited for '09, its gonna be tight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!